This'll be a catchall for whatever grabs my interest at the time. Therefore it'll be rather... eclectic.
MY BODY IS READY.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 1 promo photos
I love that moment in Thor when Coulson gets all offended at Selvig calling his men ‘jack-booted thugs.’ I like to think that he’s secretly super overprotective of the men in his command. (Especially Barton <.< >.>)
It’s also one of the only times you see any real emotion from him that’s not annoyance, fanboy squeeing, or badassery.
i bet coulson wore captain america shirts underneath his suits
In at least one reality… :D
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From the Marvel AR app. Of note: notthe scones he actually served them. Wonder what that means.
The resolution was terrible on my phone, so I’ve written it out. For research. Yes. Research. (If anyone with a tablet can take a better photo, do pass it along!)
Momma Coulson’s “Lucky Scones”
Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour (plus an extra spoonful for “luck”!)
1/2 cup sugar
2 tsp. baking powder
Pinch of salt
1 cup of dark chocolate chips (bitter is better!)
1 cup heavy cream
2 tsp. butter, melted
If you’re sweet, have extra sugar at the ready for sprinkling after baking!
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 375 F/ 190 C. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. In a medium bowl, combine the flour/sugar/baking power/salt and mix. Toss in the delicious chocolate chips (if you haven’t eaten them all. Looking at you, Phil…) and blend. Next, slowly add the heavy cream to the mixture, stirring until all dry ingredients are incorporated and a dough forms. With well-floured hands, knead the dough for an even mixing.
With a large spoon in hand, drop balls of dough onto the baking sheet. Brush lightly with melted butter and sprinkle on that extra sugar if you’ve a mind to. Bake 15-20 minutes until lightly browned.
The resolution’s not much better on my phone, but I’ve sharpened it up a bit, and, even better, added the memo from Maria Hill that lead to the recipe.
Transcribed:
FROM THE DESK OF ACTING DIRECTOR MARIA HILL
CC: AGENT PHIL COULSON
RE: S.H.I.E.L.D. CATERING DIVISION
ATTN: AGENT MALLORY MURPHY, EXECUTIVE CHEF
After collating intel from multiple sources, in order to prep assets ROMANOFF, NATASHA and BARTON, CLINT for their preliminary briefing (re: SECRET AVENGERS), the presence of gourmet baked goods has a high probability (93.4%) of inducing an attitude favorable to mission acceptance.
As such, consider this a direct order to prepare and have present, at minimum, TWO DOZEN of such goods in debriefing room 1226D by 2600 HRS.
Find enclosed guidelines for the preparation of scones (termed “LUCKY”) per Agent Coulson.
Maria Hill
I know you ladies love the dude who plays Loki
But he killed Phil. And I want him dead.
Agent Coulson isn’t dead.
Yeah he’s supposed to be in the tv show so I don’t know what’s going on lol
^^ he actually didn’t die. the avengers needed something to avenge, and Fury made it so that they did by telling them he died. according to a lot of sources he didn’t(:
He looked dead to me in the movie. Did I miss a scene or something where they explained he wasn’t dead? Haha I forget the only people who stay dead in comics are like Uncle Ben and Bruce Wayne’s parents.
You didn’t miss a scene, you’ve missed entertainment news for the last few months. XD
In August they announced that Joss would be developing a S.H.I.E.L.D. tv pilot for ABC. At NYCC in October (on the Glorious 13th), they made the first casting announcement: Clark Gregg, playing Coulson, was going to be headlining the show.
In early January at the TCA press tour, the president of ABC, who had looked at the pilot script, said that he was very hopeful about it, it had been fast-tracked to production, that it takes place in the MCU, and that it’s set after the Avengers film. Add that to Coulson’s headlining designation (corroborated by Cobie, who said in an interview recently that it’s “Clark’s show”, when asked about it, and she’s also in talks to portray Hill in it, most likely should it go to series.)
They started filming the pilot on the 22nd of January, and I’m not sure, but I think they might have wrapped at the end of last week. Not positive on that one yet, just judging by some of the actors’ twitters.
So yes. Coulson lives! Rejoice!
But still feel free to not be pleased at Loki. Because really.
For the record: it’s ten minutes past FIVE IN THE MORNING, and f—ked I am if I know why in the name of bleeding Hell I decided to finish this RIGHT NOW. Totally experimental; still, worth every minute of it ;3
P.S.:
Working soundtrack FOR THE WIN!
Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE’S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.
Son of Coul indeed.
“Listen here skippy.”
Gotta love Coulson. You can see the years he’s been in the field. There’s way too much he’s seen and way too much *weird assed shit* he’s dealt with to let something as simple as an Asgardian throw him. He knows his shit, he’s seen stuff and knows that he’ll deal, one way or another and he knows himself. Balls to bone.
Coulson rocks my tiny world.
“I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee” might just be the best line ever. <3 So much love for Phil.
I like that one quote about Coulson that Clark Gregg has, that’s referenced on Wikipedia, from this interview:
He’s the guy who’s tasked — a very disciplined guy in my opinion who possesses secrets that would turn your hair white — but at the same time he’s tasked with handling these kind of diva superheroes, you know? “Oh, really, Asgard? Dude, just get in the car.”
That’s totally this scene. Coulson is awesome.
I think I need to write more interaction between Phil & Thor, because the dynamic they have in the Avengers is so interesting. Mutual respect and hints of friendship.
*looks at God of Thunder and calls him Donald*
He looks at the God of Thunder and sarcastically calls him Donald. Balls. Of. Steel.
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Because I had to.
I went and made a Coconut Pineapple Scone blend on Adagio.
Because really, nothing is actually a fandom craze until someone makes a tea blend, right?
…help
….let’s just….all take a moment here please….to appreciate the fact that this is probably the only time we’ll EVER see Coulson in his underwear…..and may I say I’m SURPRISED that it’s not somehow Captain America related?
*snicker* It was a description of this scene that inspired the first Courting fic.
I think that I prefer my version…
Your version DOES have more Clint. And Phil. And flirting ;)
With more Clint there is always more flirting. Can you blame him? Find the guy you’ve been pining for to a ridiculous degree hanging upside down like that and flirting has to happen.
I may have let Coulson keep his pants and stolen his undershirt just for a better visual. Oops, poor Clint. He was doomed.
No, no. We need to take a moment to appreciate Coulson’s FACE. Look at that face.
That is the face of a man who DOES NOT APPROVE of his situation. Does not approve IN THE LEAST. >:[
The hilarious part is that he DOES NOT APPROVE of Peter and Ava being there. He was basically like get out of the building, I got this.
Yes. While he’s strung upside down over a glowing vat of something toxic in his underwear.
Because Coulson.
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